Emotional Support Cactus

Always There. Occasionally Pointy!

Need someone who listens without interrupting?

Meet the Emotional Support Cactus.

It won’t solve your problems, but it’ll quietly sit nearby while you figure things out yourself. Unlike most coworkers, it also requires very little attention.

Benefits:

• Low maintenance
• Surprisingly supportive
• Modern decorative design
• Doesn’t judge your life choices

Disclaimer: Avoid hugs!