Cozy Knitted Blanket

Possibly Knitted from Questionably Acquired Wool!

Nobody knows where the wool came from!

Some say it was ethically sourced. Others claim a group of suspiciously fluffy alpacas woke up one morning looking… noticeably less fluffy.

We asked no further questions!

What we do know is that this blanket is ridiculously soft, dangerously cozy, and highly effective at turning “I’ll be productive today” into “I’ll live here now.”

Perfect for sofas, movie marathons, reading books you’ll never finish, or hiding from responsibilities until they give up and leave.

Features

• Suspiciously soft knitted fabric
• Large enough to share (if you’re feeling unusually generous)
• Machine washable (unlike your conscience)
• Certified by absolutely no alpaca organization whatsoever
• Comfort level: probably too high

Disclaimer: No alpacas have officially admitted anything!