Alpaca Power Generator

Renewable Energy! Questionable Science!

Need power when you’re far from civilization? The Power Generator proudly converts enthusiasm into… well… something that resembles electricity.

With rugged construction and plenty of confidence, it’s ideal for camping, festivals or impressing people who don’t ask too many technical questions.

Features:

• Portable design
• Eco-friendly marketing
• Extremely optimistic specifications
• Alpaca-themed control panel

Output may vary depending on enthusiasm levels!